Big Trouble for the Art Guy.

Dear Sirs,

You guys poke a lot of fun at different people in your shirts. Has anyone ever gotten mad at you?

-Larry Kascek

Believe it or not only once. One day Curly Joe Pfeifer (President of Big JohnsonCo) took Al "the Art Guy" Via's lucky pencil and proceeded to clean his ear wax, pick his boogers, pop a few pimples and scratch his butt crack with it. He then put the pencil back and didn't say a thing until he noticed that Al liked to CHEW on it while he thought. After gargling for several minutes with bleach, Al included this sign in the background of Crotch Rockets. After Curly Joe's wife saw it she got very mad and put crazy glue in his Preparation H. When he returned from the proctologist Curly Joe vowed to get back at Al with "a fiendishly clever and diabolically intricate plot of vengance". Curly Joe later realized this would take far too much effort so he just gave Al an atomic wedgie instead.