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How We Almost Spent Our Summer Vacations |
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- I had a suite booked at the Trump Plaza in Atlantic City where I planned to spend the week playing High Stakes Baccarat with members of the European Aristocracy, Wealthy Oil Sheiks, Asian buisness leaders and my friend Vic who's out on parole this week on indecent exposure charges.
- -Marty in the Srceen Room
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- Just the regular stuff. Relaxing at the beach, going out to the clubs, getting into a few fist fights with the management, stealing a police car and going on a high speed chase through 4 states, being beaten into submission and hauled away to jail. Same old, same old.
- -Dave in the Print Shop
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- I put together a big family reunion. I called up all the cousins I haven't seen in years and booked several rooms, a banquet hall and the pool at the Hilton to hold the event. Then I chartered a private plane to fly the oldest member of the family up here, first class. Then Shemp made me work the next 50 hours straight. I hope they had fun.
- -Lynette in the Srceen Room
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- I was halfway to Florida when some of Shemp's goons boarded the plane and took me off at gunpoint. I didn't really mind being sent back to work, but I thought the Full Body Cavity search was going a bit too far.
- -Al the Art Guy
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- I had the whole week planned: sitting at home, sippin' a couple of 40's and trying to watch scrambled porno on the cable. Wait a minute. I did that already. I guess I DID have a vacation afterall.
- -Mike in the Art Room
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