Unfunny Situation #1: Your girlfriend discovers you in bed with another woman.

Now most guys would crawl on their bellies to the old ball and chain begging forgiveness and pleading that they were drunk. They'll moan about how terrible they feel. These guys are missing a perfect opportunity to have fun! Instead, try some of these lines:

"Relax honey, she's paying me to do this."

"Woops there goes another rubber tree plant!"

"Please don't interrupt an exorcism in progress....OUT SATAN! BE GONE!!!"

"OK sweetie, she's all yours."

"Look what came in the mail today."

"What? This ISN'T my Birthday Present!?"

"Relax honey...she's just a hooker."

"Kum-ba-yah my Lord, Kum-ba-yah...EVERYBODY....Kum-ba-yah..."

Look she's gonna' either dump you or make you miserable for the next 20 years, so you might as well have some fun with it.

Unfunny Situation #2: You're being fired from your job.

Don't let the fact that you're about to lose your house discourage you. This is actually an ideal time for fun. Instead of sheepishly asking for some severance pay, try this:

"Whew! At least now I won't have to keep having sex with the bosses wife."

"Does this mean I have to give back all the office supplies I've stolen?"

"Yes but can you do this?" Empty a trash can onto the floor, put it on your head and pretend to fly around the room while yelling "WHOOSH".

"Whew! At least now I won't have to keep having sex with the bosses daughter."

"Uh-oh...Cousin Vinnie and Uncle Rocko ain't gonna' like this one bit!"

"Can I have your job then?"

"Whew! At least now I won't have to keep having sex with the bosses dog."

"You know, I really haven't done anything for the past year and a half anyway."

Scream at the top of your lungs, as you are leaving the office, "NO! I WILL NOT HAVE TIE YOU UP AND WHIP YOU WITH A PIECE OF BALONEY!!!"

Shake hands vigorously saying,"Thank you! Thank you!!" then run through the office yelling, "So long, suckers!"

Let's face it, McDonalds is ALWAYS hiring, so why waste the opportunity for fun.

Unfunny Situation #3: You're pulled over for speeding.

Most people would sit there quietly, thinking this is too serious. Not me! I know this the perfect time for fun.

"Drat the luck! I don't think I'll ever catch that Roadrunner now!"

"You'll never believe the crazy dream I was having....and YOU were in it!"

Just keep repeating in a low monotone,"I'm a very good driver. I'm a very good driver. I'm a very good driver."

"Now Roscoe...why don't you go and tell Boss Hog that he ain't never gonna' get us Duke boys!"

"Bond. James Bond. Did 'Q' send you with my laser guided fountain pen."

"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" Or try to answer all questions with other animal sounds.

"Want a brew, dude?"

Act extremely intoxicated and then pass the field sobriety test.

Offer to turn in your Mom for tax evasion instead.

"I'll take 'Foods That Begin with Q' Alex."

Both you and the cop will be talking about this long after the sentencing.