Our CEO is by his own admission is "the World's Greatest Drunk". He's worked and drank tirelessly to find a reason to binge everyday of the year. Here is the result of all his hard work*. A present to you, the next great boozer.

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	• Libations liberally stolen from Modern Drunkard Magazine. Craig's favorite publication of all time. It's not his fault though, he was totally snockered.