Welcome to our latest time waster. Just pick a game and play as long as you like...or until you get caught.
									TITRES! It's all about being WELL STACKED!
									Big Johnson Pacman. OK, I'll eat YOU for a while.
									Landing on Uranus. Don't crash or it'll hurt.
									Johnson Trek. Save the USS Boobyprize.
	If you don't see the action Normus is getting up above, then you've gotta' download Flash. It's quick and easy.
									Big Johnson Video Poker. See how big of a pair you can hold!
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			Big Johnson Pong. Show off your stroke!
									It'a Double BJ Time! Big Johnson Black Jack.
			Eric's Whack-Off Game. Time to get Revenge
									Big Johnson ASSteroids. Let's circle Uranus!